I love neon, my favorite color isn’t just ‘pink’ its “HOT FUCKIN HIGHLIGHTER PINK” and it just so happens that NEON is in style! Ohh it’s gets better… not only is hot pink hawt but “new-era stop sign highlighter yellow” is also fucking hot and here it comes… Christian Louboutin has graced our presence with this in your face patent peep-toe!

Me and my best friend drooled at the colorful display of bright heels at Saks on fifth… she tried them on… they were 10 times more bright and beautiful in person… They also have a beautiful pepto pink color, yum!

Listen kids, I’m broke, I bought a Chanel caviar jumbo flap last month…jesus I’m broke, oh and I intern FOR FREE, and I’m looking for a part time job, with no luck in sight… so I CAN’T buy these… but some one… please… buy these for me, tell me all about it… prance around NYC… or LA… dock your yacht in Monaco and go shopping in them… have sex in them… then write me a comment and tell me all about it, I will be so fucking jealous…but someone out there deserves these… maybe it’s you! enjoy…

Buy it at Saks right here for just over my budget at a whopping $865.00

Fuck flowers… or fuck roses (I’ll take orchids)… but no seriously all I wanted for Valentines day was something from one of my favorite jewelry designers… Gabriel Urist! I’ve been a huge fan for like three years now, and of course when I saw these about a year ago I knew they were made for me… so this V-day I texted/e-mailed my boyfriend for three days straight so that he couldn’t mess this up, and in fact… he delivered! I’m the happiest little gurlie in the world because I’ll be rocking my Wu-tang earrings during fashion week this season… leaving the CC’s at home

Check out all of his amazing work at his website: Gabriel Urist

If I looked good in a New Era… I would rock one of these… Hmmm… maybe I’ll give it a try since it’s MOB, and all bright and shiny and shit!

Photo from MOB Living
Hat = $50 – Shop at MTTM NYC

A little late but here you go the MOB Spring shit is of course bangin! My favs are below….. I DIE! I swear to god the t-shirts are always right on par with exactly what I’m looking for! Pics from the MOB Blog which I loveeee! Kid Sister is looking hot!!! SHOP NOW BITCHES!

ohhh *drool… Celine Spring ‘09

Hello lovers and haters, this is a very special blog post because I need everyones help! A friend of mine from FIT is a ‘Real World Cast’ hopeful… after beating out some 8,000 people online she has made it to the top 10! Out of the top 10, the person with the most votes gets to be on the show! She is so close she can taste it and all she needs is for everyone to click some shit and effing vote! There are literally 3 days left until she finds out who makes it to the show, please take two seconds out of your day and VOTE FOR LINA!!!!

I have known Lina since my freshman year at FIT when all us little girls thought we owned the city, I’m pretty sure we also went though some pretty funny/shady business to get fake ID’s LOL. Anyway, she is a party animal, she’ll kick your ass, and she’s HOT! All-in-all she is the perfect cast member for Real World and there is no doubt in my mind that she is going to win this shit! VOTE VOTE VOTE, You can vote every day for the next three days, tell your friends, tell your mom… just do it! She thanks you all dearly and it would be awesome of you to help another persons dream come true!

Thank you and have a nice day bitches!
VOTE HERE

Louis V made me melt with what I’m calling “Tribal Hotness” they have a tribal feel don’tthey… so I’ll refer to them as ethnic/tribal whatevs. There were at least three other pairs I LOVED but I’m sharing these two with you. Definitely CFM shoe of the day material here… taken from the Spring Runway 09′ and on that note… the bag below is awesome! …my bff AmyB is all about Louis Vuitton over all other brands so I emailed this too her asap because it definitely has bag of the season potential… forward that shit to mama asap…. uggh I’m so jealous of rich bitches!

Okay streaming from my recent overdose on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,”… after watching the episode with the “adult sleepover” and seeing those wild ass crazy strippers hoppin around like animals, I went on a mad youtube search to see if I could find a clip of the ATL stripping madness!!!

After much searching and booty shaking videos I found what I was looking for. Okay so I believe her name is Fiah… Fiah Starta something along those lines…. but this gurlll is nuts! She can work the pole like I’ve never seen! Not that I go to a lot of strip clubs or anything but…  She’s climbing up, down, all around, absolute craziness! And the serious muscle that she must have!!! You have to check this out…. ATL definitely does it better then anyone else….

The link works HERE if it’s not working for ya…

This really makes me wanna start taking those stripping fitness classes!!!

By far one of the best ideas ever… Real Housewives of Atlanta = Badass bitches with money! Me and the bff watched a marathon today on Bravo and we cannot wait for the season finale on Tuesday!!! Acouple things I want to say…

- Is drinking and driving in Atlanta legal? Because if I’m not mistaken I’m constantly seeing those bitches getting drunk ass off their wine and driven… not to mention Kim completely sitting in her car with a glass of wine? WTF? 

-Nene and all of her drama kinda makes the show, so I don’t know what we would do without it, I love her gay lover stylist by the way, he’s fierce.

-Deshawn seems like the nicest lady ever she always has a big ass smile on her face like she’s just bringing good to everyone around her and I would totally want to be her friend.

- Lisa is sexy, I want her husband and her baby, they are the cutest family ever and I’m totally jealous!!!

- Kim you cannot be a singer, I am sorry, I couldn’t even watch the TV when you were singing because I was so embarrassed for you!!! Why did Dallas Austin even agree to be on the show!?? that’s embarrassing! We googled the whole Big Papa thing and read all the predictions of who he is and shit… but seriously what a slut, once again I’m jealous because I wish I could be a slut and get escalades and diamonds and pretend to sing… but we all can’t just sell our selves like that I guess. And what’s up with her hair? is it a wig? I don’t get it….

- Sheree kind of annoys me sometimes because her and Kim’s whole relationship is super fake! Me and my best friends do NOT go out to lunch telling each other how “stupid beautiful” we are, I told my girl just the other day her ass was fat… haha seriously real bitches speak the truth and please you would totally tell your friend that she needs to NOT embarrass herself singing! Her whole fashion thing…. WACK! At least Nene tells the effing truth!

Bottom line I love this show and I cannot wait for the season finale! I’m also kinda looking forward to the new Real Housewives of OC because that shit looks like it’s gonna be good….

5 inches (or more) of straps and patent leather hottness…. = pure sex

Giles Spring 09′….. If only I had unlimited amounts of money…..