The Real Housewives of Atlanta

By far one of the best ideas ever… Real Housewives of Atlanta = Badass bitches with money! Me and the bff watched a marathon today on Bravo and we cannot wait for the season finale on Tuesday!!! Acouple things I want to say…

- Is drinking and driving in Atlanta legal? Because if I’m not mistaken I’m constantly seeing those bitches getting drunk ass off their wine and driven… not to mention Kim completely sitting in her car with a glass of wine? WTF? 

-Nene and all of her drama kinda makes the show, so I don’t know what we would do without it, I love her gay lover stylist by the way, he’s fierce.

-Deshawn seems like the nicest lady ever she always has a big ass smile on her face like she’s just bringing good to everyone around her and I would totally want to be her friend.

- Lisa is sexy, I want her husband and her baby, they are the cutest family ever and I’m totally jealous!!!

- Kim you cannot be a singer, I am sorry, I couldn’t even watch the TV when you were singing because I was so embarrassed for you!!! Why did Dallas Austin even agree to be on the show!?? that’s embarrassing! We googled the whole Big Papa thing and read all the predictions of who he is and shit… but seriously what a slut, once again I’m jealous because I wish I could be a slut and get escalades and diamonds and pretend to sing… but we all can’t just sell our selves like that I guess. And what’s up with her hair? is it a wig? I don’t get it….

- Sheree kind of annoys me sometimes because her and Kim’s whole relationship is super fake! Me and my best friends do NOT go out to lunch telling each other how “stupid beautiful” we are, I told my girl just the other day her ass was fat… haha seriously real bitches speak the truth and please you would totally tell your friend that she needs to NOT embarrass herself singing! Her whole fashion thing…. WACK! At least Nene tells the effing truth!

Bottom line I love this show and I cannot wait for the season finale! I’m also kinda looking forward to the new Real Housewives of OC because that shit looks like it’s gonna be good….

Where the Hell is Entourage Season 5!???

Okay… so Entourage is one of my favorite shows (next to Lost which I recently discovered while in Italy) and it usually would have started by now. I’ve looked everywhere on the internet in the beginning of the summer and couldn’t find anything. Finally when I visited the website today it has been announced…

September 7, 10pm

Finally it will return and I can’t wait! Mark your calenders kids!!!

Red Carpet Winners – 2007 Emmys

Here are the red carpet winners…or there stylists at least deserve their pay checks.

Katherine Heigl wore this elegant Zac Posen gown beautifully! Hair is perfect, skin perfect, make-up is perfect…red lipstick was spot on! This silhouette is all her her her, you go girl!

Okay so I love this Reem Acra red gown… it’s totally Halston inspired and anything Halston inspired…is a winner! Ali Larter of the show Heros looked great… very naturally beautiful and totally yummy in red!

I’m gonna give Eva Longoria a yes because even if she was the only one that wore a cocktail length dress, all this gold sequins is enough for me to give this glamor girl look an A!

Oh No She Didn’t – 2007 Emmy DONTS

2007 Emmy’s took place last night with some deserving winners …and losers. Yay for Jeremy Piven’s win …gosh I love him! Of course we had our share of winners and losers on the red carpet as well…some were dressed by a talented stylist…some were just dressed…. and some got dressed in the dark? Heres a look as some shames… hmmm…

Kyra Sedgwick annoys the crap out of me with that fake accent on that show of hers. My grandmother loves her and I painfully watch it with her until my ears bleed. What the hell was she thinking with this Oscar de la Renta no no, bad shape and baddd fringe….this isn’t a funeral people lets see some color!

Ut-0h Hayden got into the drugstore bronzer again…someone call her mother please! Hayden Panettiere needs to kill her stylist because this is a mess! I feel like there might be a midget family hiding under there or something… maybe a big fat preggers belly…. but no… Marc Bouwer did this gown and I think it might look better on someone taller and maybe older… she should just stick to the sluttier dresses she usually wears…

Jenna Fischer stole the drapes from a local motel right before the show…rapped them around herself one too many times and tied a shitty bow…my grandma can do better then that. I’m all for an empire waste but…no body is doing it right!

 

 

Agree… or disagree?? share your opinions!

I’m Not Sure About Tyra… The Tyra Banks Show NYC

Is Tyra Banks really all she’s cracked up to be? Is she really this wild fun loving lady we all think she is? Read on for my opinion….

So, today me and three of my best friends spent 5 grueling hours at the Tyra Banks Show. Yes, we signed up for it and yes we all willingly went but I think I can speak for all of us when I say, we didn’t get what we expected.

The personality that Tyra Banks displays is loud, obnoxious, fun, exciting….you name it….Tyra just looks crazy and fun (sometimes annoying). We expected her to be all she hypes her self up to be from her craziness on ANTM and her 3 seasons of talk shows. We were unfortunately to say seriously disappointed. They tell you to arrive at the show by 10am at the latest and to dress “business upscale”. We arrived at 9:30 not wanting to be late since they implement terror in ticket holders through e-mail and make it seem like a big deal if your not there by 10. We were greeted by of course employee attitude…yes yes that’s their job..sure. We stood there in line probably until 10:30…eventually they starting letting people in by lines. Went through security…the whole shh-bang and took our seats in the presumed “green room” which looked like a shelter home…. I mean don’t worry I wasn’t expecting any glamor I’ve been to shows before…I’m just describing it as best I can.

We sat in the uncomfortable banquet hall chairs for what seemed like more than an hour or until we couldn’t feel our butts anymore…nor our toes…because we were wearing our “business upscale” heels. In sitting here for what seemed like a year…we were able to take in the fact that about 1/5 of this large crowd, that continued to grow, was actually following this “strict dress code”. Some people were just awful… and let me warn you I get bitchier when I’m aggravated and boy was I ever aggravated. My friends said they probably try to scare people into dressing good in the e-mail so that people will try their hardest and they’ll end up getting a crowd thats dressed some where on the middle of the scale…yeah sure whateverrr.

Not So Good – VMA 07 DONTS

No Shana No… I’m not a Shana hater but what is that?? Travis can wear whatever the fuck he wants and I will love him… and PS I love this couple and there love/hate relationship!!

I so love Kat Von D but we’ve seen this outfit before… it looks like she just woke up and was like shittt i forgot I gotta go to the VMAs grabbed something outta her closet and ran…this was an opportunity for her to impress us right!? I doubt she cares about impressing anyone… but it seems lately the world is in love with her and she should have taken that as a good chance to show off he shitttt….

Cee-lo…what is this the guy from the matrix… an unattractive man… in an unattractive outfit… two no goods!

Ewwww stop it… I’ll pretend I didn’t see this.. I’m not the biggest Nelly Furtado fan and this made it worse…. wide leg pant suit = no no no… and her hair is nottt doing it for me… she looks like she got in a fight with some sun-in!

Lookin Good.. More LOVES From VMAs

Here are some more celebs to make my best dressed list…

Megan Fox looks hott… it may be a tight dress but this bitch pulls it off… she looks absolutely gorgeous… even if she cant walk… hehe

I am a Paris fan and whether you love her of hate her… I still think she looks good… Her hair is a little…hmmm i dunno I guess not that attractive but she pulls this dress off nicely…

Ashlee Simpson… I’m not that big of a fan but this is a cute dress and she does look great in it… On the other hand… her eye make-up is a no go…she looks like she just smoked a huggee blunt and shes madddd highh haha

Audrina…. good… Whitney… looks out-a-control amazing… Lauren… mmm fine…. the dress is from her own line I guess that will be coming out soon, she has been looking good lately so she should show it off her figure more! The dark red lip stick is drowning out the rest of her face….no no no

I’m feeling this dress on Alicia Keys… I think she looks very nice and I kinda like the leather…the make-up I’m not sure about yet… still thinking….you?

Best & Worst Dressed VMAs 2007

I missed the VMAs last night because I had to go to the Nicky Hilton runway show in Bryant Park but I got caught up so don’t worry… I will update you on the runway show later… There were plenty of beautiful people at the VMA’s last night and some of them need to hire a new stylist… maybe me…if you looking hehe.

Rhianna definitely stole the night for me…. and I’m getting my hair cut Friday very similar to hers because it’s fucking HOTT…. So Best Dressed obviously goes to her… hands down.. Hot Pink is my thing… and everything about her looks absolutely perfect!

 

 

Now I’m usually a fan of Lil Mama’s fresh style but girl did me wrong last night and is absolutely “Worst Dressed” ummm I think she must have known as soon as she put on this joke of an outfit that she was going to be in every tabloid as worst dressed…maybe that was the reason she did it…

As for Beyonce.. totally not doing for me… I had more faith in you than this!! This dress/fabric does NOTHING for your shape! Not to mention you obviously had to fashion tape that dress to your tits because that is an accident waiting to happen…. and you know you were worrying about it all night! (I know I do) You would think for someone who knows they are going to be accepting an award you would have done a little better with that dress!

More hits..and misses to come…

Entourage Season Finale

So the Entourage season finale was kind of disappointing. Billy Walsh’s character is starting to drive me nuts. It seems that he cant do anything right! All I want is the best for Vince, because I love him, and it seems Billy keeps leading him down the wrong path. He’s like a bad influence. It’s kinda like Marissa (Mischa Barton) from the O.C. … when your like seriouslllly I want to smack you because you keep causing problems and unnecessary drama!!!! It seems everything that goes wrong for Vince is because of Billy.

Anyway I still love the show…. I just want something good to happen for Vince, just for once dammit! I cannot believe that it’s over and I have to wait all the way until next summer to see his beautiful face again… Oh it’s going to be a lonnnnggg year folks.

The BF/GF Label… & The Hillz

So I’m watching The Hillz with my roommate and yeah whatever you know you were watching it too. I find Audrina and Justin’s situation all to familiar. What is with men and or boys and their phobia of the label of boyfriend and girlfriend. I have heard the whole “I just don’t see the point in the boyfriend/girlfriend label??” thing way too many fucking times!!! Seriously guys you need to get over it! Us “females” like the label of boyfriend & girlfriend and I don’t know why and I cannot really explain it but the label just triggers something in our brains that makes us feel more comfortable. You guys can try for as long as your want to go “label-less” but we will never feel satisfied until you pop that valuable question… “will you be my girlfriend?” That is the only thing that will make us feel secure enough that you are really ours and not any other girls. It took me a little while but I finally got my man head over heels…in the palm of my hand…and plenty full of “i love you baby’s” and “my girlfriend this..and that” hehe. GOOD LUCK!

Spencer and Brody are annoying Spencer is being a little bitch for real…why are you even on T.V. and why am I wasting valuable studying hours watching this… I don’t know. I really think that Brody is only being friends with Lauren because he wants to be on T.V. What a reality TV whore!!! hahaha